I would just like to thank the director for this scene and congratulate the makeup artist on their fantastic work.

For a movie about a guy who gets tossed in prison and tortured for seven THIRTEEN (thank you oh so much) years there’s woefully little actual torture.

I bought this DVD for reasons.

Bonus points for duct tape

My unfortunate trifecta: religious zealotry, insanity, and masochism.  Something is wrong with me.