I think most people really only need to watch the first 5 minutes of this movie. And maybe the last 20.
This is pretty much a perfect role for Paul Bettany. Mostly naked and beaten up, and ridiculously expressive.
I’ll bet no one can guess my main motivation for watching this movie.
Look, I think it’s safe for me to blame a lot of things on Dan Brown at this point.
Bonus points for duct tape