I think most people really only need to watch the first 5 minutes of this movie.  And maybe the last 20. 

This is pretty much a perfect role for Paul Bettany.  Mostly naked and beaten up, and ridiculously expressive.

I’ll bet no one can guess my main motivation for watching this movie.

Look, I think it’s safe for me to blame a lot of things on Dan Brown at this point.

Bonus points for duct tape